23 Bethenny Frankel Quotes Only True Fans of RHONY Will Understand

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Tell Your Enemies To 'Get Off Your Jock' With 23 Bethenny Frankel Quotes

You've likely heard her name, even if you're not a fan of the beloved shows that call Bravo home. Bethenny Frankel is a staple in the Real Housewives universe. Not only was she one of the original members of Real Housewives of New York City she's made a serious empire.

Quick-witted and hilarious, she brings some much needed humor and heart to the beloved franchise. From her punny taglines to her hysterical quips, she's one of our favorite housewives, ever.

So, take a second and enjoy some of the best Bethenny Frankel quotes that the mogul has to offer.

Iconic RHONY Bethenny Frankel Quotes

  • "Trying to get her laid is like Saving Private Ryan. We're all gonna die trying."

  • "Did you take crystal meth tonight?"

  • "I'd rather eat glass than talk about this."

  • "Get off my jock."

  • "I need to start drinking alcohol."

  • "She's cuckoo for Coco Puffs."

  • "You need to get a hobby."

  • "Go to sleep! GO TO SLEEP!"

  • "I'm eating my feelings right now."

  • "That's so 2000 and who cares."

  • "Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and hoping the other person dies."

The Best Bethenny Frankel Quotes

  • "Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."

  • "Frankly, I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar."

  • "The business of being happy requires making a conscious choice. People think being happy will just happen to them someday, if only they do this or that right. But it doesn't -- you have to choose it. You choose happiness, you don' want for it to choose you."

  • "You're alone in your ideas, because you're the only one who knows what's possible."

  • "If they hurt you, you don't need them in your life."

  • "I realized that there are no certainties in life. You can't manipulate fate."

Bethenny Frankel Book Quotes

  • "It's never about what it's about, is it?"

  • "By owning what you do, you'll always be able to maintain your integrity."

  • "It's about love, in the end, the ultimate message at the end of the journey to yourself."

  • "Celebrations is life's frosting, isn't frosting the very best part of the cake?"

  • "Make the best of every moment. Get excited about every little thing."

  • "A place of yes is a way to get through things when you feel it is impossible to do so."

  • "To me, noise is what gets in your way. Its a self-generated obstacle, the negative talk inside your head that keeps you down, too afraid to go for what you want. Don't let your noise be your voice."

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