33 Big Little Lies Quotes That Will Make You Excited for Season Two

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Season two is upon us Big Little Lies fans! And if you're anything like us you are on the edge of your seat wondering what the new season has in store for the Monterey five.

That's why we decided to give you a refresher course with some amazing Big Little Lies quotes. Whether you devoured the book or binged the show, you'll love revisiting some classic insults, quotes, and zingers from the scandalous moms!

So pop some popcorn, sit back and relax because we're here to entertain you with some of the best quotes from Big Little Lies.

Big Little Lies Quotes

  • "If I catch you driving and texting again I will find your mother and I will throw this at her." - Madeline Mackenzie

  • "What if I was a bit overweight and not especially pretty? Why is that so terrible? So disgusting? Why is that the end of the world?" - Celeste Wright

  • "None of us really see things as they are, we see things as we are." - Bonnie Carlson

  • "I love my grudges. I tend to them like little pets." - Madeline Mackenzie

  • "If I were you, I'd just let it go." - Celeste Wright

  • "You're not perfect. Welcome to the club. We're all fucked up." - Jane Chapman

  • "You're dead in this town." - Renata Klein

  • "I will not be anyone's runner up." - Ed Mackenzie

  • "I'm very disappointed in your attitude." - Bonnie Carlson

  • "Perhaps my self with is made up of how other people see me." - Celeste Wright

  • "Every day I think, 'Gosh, you look a bit tired today' and it's just recently occurred to me that it's not that I'm tired it's just that this is the way I look now." - Madeline Mackenzie

  • "This is the problem in life. I can never let dogs die." - Madeline Mackenzie

  • "You are so bad." - Celeste Wright

  • "You love it when I'm bad." - Perry Wright

  • "You're new here -- I'm not." - Madeline Mackenzie

Quotes from Big Little Lies

  • "I would have told him to go fuck himself. But I don’t talk like that." - Madeline Mackenzie

  • "It’s because a woman’s entire self-worth rests on her looks, that’s why. It’s because we live in a beauty-obsessed society where the most important thing a woman can do is make herself attractive to men." - Jane Chapman

  • "My life isn’t perfect, Madeline, bad things have happened to me. I do understand the concept." - Celeste Wright

  • "Those we love don’t go away, they sit beside us every day." - Madeline Mackenzie

  • "She doesn’t need to know it’s a therapist. Some of the best ones now dress up as clowns. She could think it’s another birthday surprise." - Renata Klein

  • "Sometimes I’m just holding onto this idea of perfection so tight, something has to give." - Madeline Mackenzie

  • "I want to know what happened that night..." - Mary Louise Wright

  • "I am a lady and I've never said this to anybody in my entire life but I'm gonna say it to you: you can go fuck yourself on the head." - Madeline Mackenzie

  • "The boys had always been her reason to stay, but now for the first time they were her reason to leave. She’d allowed violence to become a normal part of their life." - Renata Klein

Big Little Lies Quotes

  • "Champagne is never a mistake." - Madeline Mackenzie

  • "Men can be a little more intuitive than we give them credit for." - Celeste Wright

  • "Sometimes when I'm in a new place. I get this sensation. Like, if only I were here." - Jane Chapman

  • "This is Monterey, we pound people with nice." - Madeline Mackenzie

  • "They're kids, though, you know. They bully. It's human nature. They grow out of it." - Jane Chapman

  • "Sometimes they don't." - Celeste Wright

  • "If you were crazy, you'd fit in perfectly in this town." - Madeline Mackenzie

  • "It seems your daughter has inherited the 'let's solve everyone else's problems' gene." - Principal Nippal

  • "Bruises heal, stigmas can last a lifetime." - Madeline Mackenzie

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