30 Quotes About Drinking That Are A Boozy Good Time

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Whether you enjoy drinking or prefer to abstain from alcohol, anyone can enjoy some quotes about drinking. From famous writers to winos there are some pretty famous quotes about libations. So get ready for your festivities by reading some of the funniest and honest sayings about all the happenings of alcohol, and the things we do while drinking. Open a cold one (or don't) and read some famous quotes about drinking.

Quotes About Drinking

  • "The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking." - Terry Goodkind

  • "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde

  • "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

  • "I drink to make other people more interesting." - Ernest Hemingway

  • "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields

  • "You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself." - Chelsea Handler

  • "I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it." - Mark Twain

  • "It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." - George F. Burns

  • "The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober." - William Butler Yeats

  • "There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers." - Chelsea Handler

  • "I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted." - Amy Schumer

Quotes About Drinking Alcohol

  • "I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine." - William Shakespeare

  • "Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world." - Jack Nicholson

  • "Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol." - Steve Martin

  • "Wasted away again in Margaritaville." - Jimmy Buffet

  • "My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food and a little whiskey." - William Faulkner

  • "I work until beer o’clock." - Stephen King

  • "In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people." - Tina Fey

  • "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." - George Carlin

  • "Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable." - G.K. Chesterton

  • "I do like to have fun. I don’t need alcohol to have fun." - Rima Fakih

  • "That’s all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end." - Ringo Starr

Funny Quotes About Drinking

  • "Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy." - Frank Sinatra

  • "All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson

  • "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." - Jeff Foxworthy

  • "I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy." - Dean Martin

  • "I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around." - Chelsea Handler

  • "There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne." - Bette Davis

  • "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

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