22 Quotes from Bravo's 'Southern Charm' That Are Beguiling

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22 Quotes From Southern Charm That Will Get You Excited for The New Season

If you're a fan of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules, Summer House, or The Real Housewives franchise then you probably love Southern Charm.

Ahead of the sixth season, premiering on Bravo this Wednesday, May 15th at 8pm ET we thought it would be fun to roundup some of the funniest, most iconic Southern Charm quotes uttered by some of your favorite cast members. Leave it to Shep to crack a joke or listen to Cameran's sage advice about relationships but really, whatever you do, drink like Patricia Altschul is inviting you over for cocktails.

If you love all things reality television and Bravo (hello, have we met?) then you're going to love some great Southern Charm quotes just in time for the new season to start.

Southern Charm Quotes

  • "Instead of impregnating 21-year-olds, you might refocus, is all I'm suggesting." - Patricia Altschul

  • "As a mother, f--k you." - Kathryn Dennis

  • "What's wrong with my sewing?." - Craig Conover

  • "In Europe, women are far more mature than their American counterparts." - Whitney Sudler Smith

  • "I'm getting thirsty with all this talk. Is it 5 o'clock yet?." - Patricia Altschul

  • "You sound like a dolphin." - Kathryn Dennis

  • "A girl his own age would suit him well, but I think he’s holding out for Kensington Ravenel." - Cameran Eubanks

  • "Leisure is what I'm passionate about." - Shep Rose

  • "I threw my birth control away." - Cameron Eubanks

  • "Ready for a third one?" - Thomas Ravenel

  • "I'm ready for a ring." - Kathryn Dennis

  • "Believe what you want, lose what you want." - Kathryn Dennis

  • "I don't like holding babies." - Whitney Sudler Smith

The Best Quotes from Southern Charm

  • "I need to wake up in the morning and give myself a high five." - Shep Rose

  • "Why are you being such a douche?" - Kathryn Dennis

  • "I'd rather get [life advice] from Jesus Christ or the Dalai Lama. Thomas Ravenel? Eh, not so much." - Cameran Eubanks

  • "I have no interest in an inferior martini." - Patricia Altschul

  • "I don't think there's a chance this house will ever see a wife, babies, a dog, or even a goldfish." - Shep Rose

  • "You have no idea what you're talking about...ever." - Naomi Olindo

  • "One cannot drink cheap wine." - Patricia Altschul

  • "Why is he so good at things that are so embarrassing?" - Shep Rose

  • "I would be mad at a girl for sleeping with my best friend a week after she slept with me." - Craig Conover

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